Panasonic ErgoFit Earbuds
What's $15 and works better than Earpods Pro? These little doohickies. They're light, their cheap, and they sound fantastic. When you "upgrade" from bluetooth you're realize that the sound quality is better and that tiny, eerie delay disappears. They're so cheap that when your kids steal them you can just buy another, and they come in different colors so you can tell whose is who. Just one catch: make sure you know if you're buying it with or without the built-in microphone; it's easy to click the wrong one by mistake.